Nothing makes me woof more than Crocs.
I can't explain the hatred I woof regarding anything Croc related.
In the famous woofs of William Sledd "Who ever thought, Damn, that would look HOT with a croc."

Bright colors do NOT make these ok.

If these are made for water woofing why is there fur? Fur and water do NOT mix. Ever heard of wet dog? Literal WOOF.

Attempting to make these into a "dress" shoe is a woof FAIL.

I'm not sure which is worse, the actual shoe, or the fact people feel the need to accessorwoof.

THIS IS THE WOOF SEEN ROUND THE WORLD. I'M WOOFING IN ALL CAPS IT MAKES ME SO FURIOUS. WHAT AN INSULT TO HIGH HEELS EVERYWHERE.

Taking crocs to a whole new level: honestly when they move from shoes to infecting our fashion world with other forms of woofing, they need to be stopped. Please I need the croc police to write up some woofs.